Category: Hobbies


miss buckets

See that thing here on the left? Yeah, that’s me. Or, that’s me in Glitch, anyway. I’m Miss Buckets, a level 25 Glitch with a propensity for bingeing on No-No Powder and Hooch while I garden and cook. I like shiny things, and Mab is my chosen giant.

If you don’t play Glitch, most of that probably doesn’t make a lot of sense. And that’s okay. A lot of stuff doesn’t make sense even when you do play (word to the wise, don’t drink Essence of Purple unless you’ve got some free time). And that’s okay, too. Glitch is a 2D, sidescrolling MMO sort of game. You can buy property, create and sell goods, garden, raise animals, be a hunter-gatherer, smack people with planks of wood, and leap really, really high.

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yeah, it's badass

So, I recently had the lovely experience of watching my best friend play through Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception. I didn’t play it myself – I am a platforming wizard, but I’m not good with switching between that and combat. That, and my best friend is possibly secretly the God of Video Games, because I think he died all of ten times throughout the whole game.

Which we beat in one sitting, coincidentally. My brother and friend and I sat on couches to “watch the movie,” with snacks and backseat gaming goodness.

So, anyway, the game itself: WAS AWESOME! I have to admit that I remember the motion being a bit smoother in the second game, but I also experienced some voice-syncing glitches, so I suspect my PS3 may have just been having a bad day. The rendering of the characters was absolutely beautiful, but it was nothing compared to the backgrounds. There were a few times that I was shocked when the characters appeared on screen, because I’d forgotten that it wasn’t real footage.

The story itself was excellent. While I found the second one (and the first, to some extent) a little too supernatural at times, this was perfectly tasteful in its allusions to otherworldly things: it was nuanced rather than IN YOUR FACE OMG ZOMBIES. The characters were well-fleshed out, even the less major ones. The game surprised me by making one of the characters claustrophobic – it was an attention to detail that I wouldn’t have considered, and I was really impressed. Side note – I totally didn’t realise that Chloe’s voice actress also does the voice of Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, considering that Alistair’s voice actor did a role in Uncharted 2.

One critique I have to make regarding the game was the combat. Not the system itself; the controls seemed fairly fluid and the only issue we really had was accidentally picking up the wrong gun instead of ammo 147380432 times. No, the problem was that there was so much of it. Some scenes were really exciting, but others dragged and dragged, and you just wanted it to end so you could get back to the spectacular story (or to puzzles or chase scenes!). They keep throwing battle after battle of 20-30 guys at you, when really most fight scenes would be plenty exciting with 5-10 guys. You start to wonder how on earth the baddies are affording nice black suits for all their henchmen. You also wonder how many 7′ tall, 400lb guys they hired (really, could have at least given them different faces). After a while it felt like the developers either thought “we can make the game longer by making them kill more guys” or they couldn’t think of any other way to make combat harder as the game progressed.

In defense of the development team, I greatly appreciated the few bones they did throw us – having Drake shout “Why are they shooting at me?! Don’t they know we’re sinking?!” made what might otherwise have been an issue worth complaining about into a meta-game joke.

tell me you don't see malcolm reynolds here

Speaking of voice overs, the actors in Uncharted are far and beyond some of the greatest voice actors, hell, actors period, that I’ve ever had the privilege of listening to. Their interactions are so natural that one wonders how much is adlibbing – or if they were even given a script at all! You can easily imagine them just told what happens and then made to act it out on their own. It’s fantastic. I highly recommend at least renting the game – as we’ve showed, it can be beaten in one sitting. However, purchasing it means you get the badass multiplayer as well! Admittedly, Battlefield 3 just came out, but if you’re looking for a change, the multiplayer in Uncharted 3 is pretty damn solid.

I’m looking forward to the movie – I swear to God if Drake isn’t played by Nolan North or Nathan Fillion, though…heads will roll.

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Yesterday I was blindsided by the immense need to paint a squid. Gashi, my long-suffering and wonderful ex-boyfriend, and I were out running errands when it crept up on me that I really wanted to paint tentacles. And eyes.

Now, I am not a painter at heart. I can do a fair turn with some india ink in varying states of dilution, but in general, coloured paintings and I don’t have a lot to say to each other. Yesterday was the first time I’d had any success with mixing enough of the right colour, and more shockingly, I also had success mixing a second batch of a colour I’d run out of!

I’d thought I was done with this painting a couple of times when it would grab me again and say, “WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, HMM?!” For the record, I’m not sure how you yell “hmm,” but then again, I am not a squid.

front-lit to show glitter and for effect :P

On that note, neither is my painting. It has the eye of a squid, but the body of an octopus. Thus it is a squidtopus (oh look, a portmanteau on Tuesday! :P ). It is also sparkly, because it demanded to be painted with iridescent paint, and after that I thought it really wasn’t much of a jump to add some glittery accents to it.

I also tried something I rarely do: using a lot of paint. Normally I’m pretty sparse, just enough to cover the white, but this time I let the paint stand in for texture in a lot of places, used it to delineate between tentacles, etc. You can see a bit of that in the backlit photo, but not much.

 

i'm finally learning how to use this thing

After my very short excursion to Pets Springs in my previous post, I was actually able to head out again the next day and get some better photos. I dressed up again, as well, but the outfit-related photos will be posted on my fashion blog instead of here. That’s why I have two, after all! That, or possibly masochism. It’s hard to tell, sometimes.

The weather here in Wisconsin has been absolutely preposterous. We’ve literally gone from 97 degrees Farenheit to almost freezing temperatures in the span of two days. Whoever doesn’t think that weather patterns are getting messed up clearly does not live in the US Midwest.

hello, little guy!

The down side to ridiculous weather, aside from the weather itself, is that I never want to do anything. Weather changes make me achey and grumpy, and I don’t want to clean or work on my blog or do anything remotely productive. I just want to sit on my computer and play The Sims. Forever.

However, this Sunday my sister has planned a trip to go with a few friends to the House on the Rock. My unimaginative stepfather calls it “the biggest museum of crap ever” – but it’s got loads of what people would probably call “curios” if people were inclined to actually call things that. They’re not all “authentic antiques” (my stepfather’s complaint), but many of them are replicas of antiques, and furthermore, even if they were new in 1959 (when the House opened) – they’re technically antique NOW. So nyer!

btw these are the actual colours - i don't doctor

But I digress. This second visit to the park was blessedly much cooler than the sticky 90-odd degrees of the first day (actually it was a tad chilly!), so we were able to stay longer, and I actually had a memory card and battery life in my camera, so I took approximately a millionty bajillionty photos.

I think I’m about ready to make the jump to an SLR, although not financially so. I never really considered myself much of a photographer, but I’m honestly beginning to enjoy it more and more. That moment when you look at the preview screen and you realise that the picture you just took is WAY better than your expectations is kind of addictive. I probably get far too excited about it, but ah well. It’s nice to have a hobby that only costs a tonne of money once in a while instead of all the dang time!

With that, I shall let you get to the gallery portion of this entry:

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folk band, if not peruvian

Today I went out to a local park near my university with my mother and brother (pictured with the dreadlocks and the banjo). Mom was not very comfortable using my camera, so I set up all the shots and then just had her press the button. We got some sandwiches from the deli near mum’s house and then ate them on a log at the park. We were just next to the river, and it was sooo warm and had a lovely breeze. We then walked around for a while, but as I had no memory card and very low battery, I didn’t get nearly as many photos as I would have liked.

bridge at pet springs

From there, we went to the Mound Cemetery near mum’s at my suggestion. There was a grave that I’d come across once in my youth (around age 19-20ish), and I’d been meaning to visit again since then. I’m not sure why, but I felt a significant draw to the grave the first time, and I’ve felt like I had a connection with this person since, even if it’s just that I’m probably the only person now who is aware that he once existed.

the opposite side of the river

His name was Severn Danielson, born on Sept 5th, 1875, and died on March 5th, 1901 at the age of 25. I can’t find anything about him in the genealogy records of the internet, but I guess I don’t really know where to look. The name means “strict,” and it’s also a river in England. The first name is English, but Danielson probably means that he was Danish or Swedish, since they tended more toward -son surnames, and also because Wisconsin is a very German/Swedish/Danish state, especially where I live. He died at age 25, which was less common in the late 1800s than previously, so it’s possible that he was a casualty of the Spanish-American war. It’s also possible, however, that he died of illness or other cause. He was not buried near family, because the surrounding graves are all of different times and surnames, so it’s possible that he moved to Racine by himself and never married. However, the headstone reads, “In loving remembrance of Severn Danielson,” so he must have had some family or acquaintance in the area who cared enough to personalize the inscription (something that cannot necessarily be said for other graves around the same timeline). My personal hypothesis is that he was a military man from a fairly poor family, which kept him from marrying, and whose headstone was purchased to commemorate what was likely the family’s only son, of whom they were extremely proud. Or, at least, that’s what the evidence seems to point to. But I’ve been reading a lot of Sherlock Holmes lately, so I could be wrong.

severn's headstone

Anyway, the method in which I found the grave again, despite having seen it just once, years ago, was memorable. We were wandering the cemetery, pointing out excellent names (such as Odelia Boss and Ezekiel Chadwick), as I tried to pick out a route to a grave that I had no idea the location of. I did a fair amount of letting my heart decide where to go, and in one case spun around with my arm out and my eyes shut and then headed in the direction that it seemed right to go in. After a time, my mum and brother were tired of walking, so they headed back to the car, but I wasn’t quite ready to give up yet. I kept walking, feeling slightly forlorn and hopeless that I hadn’t found it yet. I picked my phone out of my purse to see if I couldn’t find a directory online that would have him in it – or at least to look up my first livejournal post about him, because I could no longer remember his last name, and I felt like it would help me find him.

the surrounding area

After a bit of walking with my eyes mostly on my phone, I saw a shady corner and knew immediately that was the spot, even though it was different from how I’d remembered. I shut my phone and wandered over to a grave that was of a different shape than I remembered. I looked at the inscription, though, and sure enough, it was him. It was slightly bizarre because I had an intense feeling of disbelief hovering over me. I was scraping the lichen away from the letters with a stick and even though I was staring right at his name, I felt like I must somehow not have found it. It was kind of dreamlike for me, not sure why. I took about a million photos to prove to myself that it happened. :P

Anyway, that was my day. Some more slightly surreal things happened, but that’s a tale for another day.

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WIP Painting

awkward love

 

I’m not much of an artist, period, and within that, painting is definitely not my forte. Nevertheless, I am at least acquainted with how to hold a brush, and I have some canvases hanging around just in case I get the urge.

These two mini-canvases have been sitting with the red backgrounds painted for about a year, and tonight I decided to pay them a bit more attention. I loved the idea of a matryoshka doll and a daruma doll couple, and I thought the best way to express this was to do a matching set of paintings. Matryoshka is demurely interested in the slightly terrified Daruma. I try not to think about the fact that she’s filled with a bunch of smaller women, but hey, he only has one eye, so they’re even.

I’m calling this a work in progress because I haven’t decided whether or not to do anything with the background. I’m considering maybe doing just a pearlescent white background, so it doesn’t take away from the detail of the characters.

closer and with flash

If you have feedback, I’d love to hear it!

chell is basically deified

I beat Portal 2 last night.

Let me start by saying that I have game-ending anxiety. There comes a point in a game where I want to stop playing because it’s going to end soon, and I’m going to miss it. I still haven’t beaten FFX, for example. There are a few exceptions to this, one of them being Okami. The three fake-you-out endings freaked me out, but I got a good 90 hours of gameplay out of it. When it ended, I had closure. I was okay.

The other is Portal 2. It also has a few fake-you-out endings, and much like Okami one of these was within the first few hours of the game (“really? this is it? oh”). Unlike my mutual parting with Okami, my relationship with Portal 2 slogged on for at least two or three hours after I was ready for the end. However, don’t let my funereal whining put you off – this game was amazing.

It frequently stunned me over the course of the game how perfectly fine-tuned everything was. Portal 2 is less of a platformer and more of an intricate Rube Goldberg machine, with you as the sentient rolling ball. With a portal gun. Portal 2, in a way, taught me to have faith that I would land where I needed to, and not to freak out about which way I was facing as I was hurtling through the air at terminal velocity toward a yawning precipice.

The puzzles themselves are challenging and satisfying to solve. They introduce some new gameplay elements – you don’t just have turrets, boxes, and switches anymore! You have platforms that launch you into the air, a series of gels that do different things when placed on the ground (bouncy gel, slippery gel, and portal-anywhere gel! pay attention to that last one, it’s important), and forced-gravity funnels. Oh, and laser platforms. Laser platforms! You heard me!

Stephen Merchant, of the Ricky Gervais Show and probably other more-known things, voices a cute little node-type robot. He is your companion throughout portions of the game, and is an amazing comic relief no matter what he is doing. I highly recommend waiting until he stops talking to do what he says, in every case. He will keep going, if you let him!

And, of course, GlaDos is back. With a vengeance, literally. Not content to merely run you through the gauntlet of tests, offering misleading advice and empty compliments, she now actively insults you.

“Most people emerge from stasis horribly undernourished. You seem to have beaten the odds, and even managed to pack on a few pounds.”

I won’t spoil the circumstance, but I will also say that the phrase “fatty fatty no-parents” is used in the game at least once.

Unfortunately for this review, a large portion of the game is a complete spoiler, so I am trying to avoid it, without much success. What can be said is that you get to learn quite a bit more about Aperture Labs’ history, which is amazing. That portion of the game is has distinct Bioshock/Fallout overtones, which absolutely tickles me. You begin at the beginning (a very good place to start) in the 1950′s, and continue on through the 70′s and up to the modern day. The kitsch is perfect and the ambience is very, well, period.

Here is the part where I alienate the majority of Portal fans: I wasn’t in love with the Companion Cube. I mean, it’s cute, but I did not get that feeling of fuzzy camaraderie that the game implies you’re meant to. I much preferred the unbearably-sweet turrets, who would declare “I don’t hate you” as you killed them.

Luckily, Portal 2 has something for both of us! The companion cube makes a triumphant, if still silent, return (and plays a minor role in the ending that fans should appreciate). The turrets also get a bit of a bigger role, although they are mercifully not used as frequently in the tests. Not to spoil too much, but at one point you will meet a very special little turret – that scene warmed my heart. No joke.

The ending to the game is, strangely, pretty sweet. I don’t mean sweet like schweet, I mean sweet like awww. It’s satisfying, funny, and makes you a little nostalgic. The ending theme, while no Still Alive, is pretty catchy, and sums up its singer pretty well (it also contains some spoilers).

Long story short, Portal 2 retains everything I loved about the first game: excellent control and gameplay, puzzles that were challenging and only occasionally frustrating, magnificent voice acting, a great script; and added a ton of excellent new features to it. With PSN down, I haven’t gotten to play co-op yet, but I look forward to it. All the other single-player features were well-integrated, they didn’t feel particularly tacked-on because of their presentation, and they didn’t overrule the original features, and most importantly, they didn’t suck.

Hello, how are you? Because I'm a potato.

In closing, if you rent this game, get it for the 5-night option, because this is pretty darn long for a puzzler-platformer. Also, play with the subtitles off so they don’t distract you…until, and this is important, you are introduced to the potato. I can’t say any more – spoilers – but the potato is a little hard to understand.

 

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wise eyes

I decided it was about time for another photo post. All pictures were taken by me, on varying dates, with my Fujifilm Finepix S200EXR, which is a high-end point and shoot that looks like an SLR.

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oh, please

I’ve always loved animals, and to date they are still my favourite subjects to photograph. I might not think so if I were a professional photographer desperately trying to get the right shot of a chihuahua, but as an amateur I quite enjoy it.

The best part about photographing animals is that they really provide their own interest. They don’t need props or backgrounds, they don’t need to be tweaked in Photoshop. They’re just naturally beautiful.

I’ve gotten a lot of positive comments on my animal photography. I don’t care what anyone else thinks, this isn’t talent on my part. With a good camera and a good subject, it’s nearly impossible to take a bad photograph.

For example, one of my all-time favourite photos I’ve taken is the one to the left of the giraffe. I did essentially nothing – just pointed the camera in the right direction and pushed the button.

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oh no, i'm falling

The giraffe did its own posing, the background grew naturally over many years, and the lighting was taken care of entirely by the sun setting. This isn’t to say that I don’t try to make my photographs beautiful, or that I don’t have an eye for framing – sometimes I do. I just feel that sometimes I get more credit than is due to me. Regardless, the positive feedback always feels good.

If you’re interested in seeing more of my photography, animal or no, you can visit my flickr.com account, either by clicking on any of these photos, or by selecting ones from the bar of photos across the top of my blog. I absolutely love comments, so if you have anything to say, concrit, question, or otherwise, don’t hesitate! I try to reply to everything in as timely a fashion as possible.

I am the noble but beleaguered queen of a land threatened by an encroaching darkness. I spend most of my time whistling at my townspeople to make them like me.

Yep, I bought Fable III. I beat the first game, loved it. The second game was good, but I got nowhere close to beating it due to the jobs being so addictive that I never got much past the first few quests. The third game definitely doesn’t fall into that trap – the jobs are an irritating minigame with recycled catchphrases played at you over and over (I swear, if anyone else compliments my pie-making, I’m going to set them on fire).

I like a lot of aspects about the new game. First and foremost, I have to deeply thank the makers for allowing me not to be a gigantic hosebeast just because I fight with a sword. Thank you for making the characters more realistic and less, well, fugly. The 360 has immense graphic capabilities, so the fact that their characters no longer look like NPCs in an old PS2 game is a welcome one. Actually, the graphics are all fairly gorgeous, though motion is still pretty clunky and glitches abound. Oh, and did I really have to be a head taller than every single person in the world? I know I’m a Hero and all, but man.

i am pretty bitchin'

Secondly, battle is greatly improved. Death just loses you a bit of progress towards your next Guild Seal (this game’s form of EXP), and then you stand right back up again – no item needed, no checkpoint involved. Potions become available for use on the D-pad as they are needed (not missing enough health to warrant a healing potion? It won’t show up, but a carrot will), to avoid accidental item usage. And spells, ah, my bread and butter, those they’ve done some really nice things with. Spellweaving is without a doubt my favourite part of the battle aspect (and is really the only reason I don’t groan whenever I get into an encounter) – Choose any two spells, and use them simultaneously. Want to set someone on fire and shove a sword through them? Fireball + Blades. How about electrify someone after you throw them back from you? Shock + Force Push. Or maybe you’re like me, and you want to toss people around in a freezing ice storm? Ice + Vortex. It’s. Awesome.

I admit that part of the reason I quit playing the second game was that I couldn’t keep a spouse. No matter their house or upkeep etc, as soon as I’d fast travel somewhere, they’d get lonely, and even if I immediately fast traveled back, they’d divorce me upon loading. Clingy bastards. This game does not have that problem, thankfully. A heart appears on your D-pad icon when your family, uh, “wants” you, or when they have a gift for you. This does not always come at a good time (surrounded by Hollow Men in the midst of an epic battle…not the most convenient time for a booty call), but fortunately your spouses (spice?) have learned some patience, and will just as happily jump your bones whether you come right away, or whether you finish saving the world first.

I have currently one husband, Luke the Worker. Formerly of Brightwall heritage, now he lives in Mistpeak Valley, in the Hunter’s Lodge, with our two children: Alistair, my son, named for the Dragon Age character; and Gaia, my daughter, named after Gaius Julius Caesar (I’m taking a history class right now, okay?). They get 100 gold a day, and thus spend most of their time yelling, “I have so much stuff!” and “Our house is the greatest ever!”

Despite my idyllic home life, I must say that I’d like to marry a more major NPC, instead of the random townies. Okay, actually, I suppose I’d really like to marry Logan, because he’s so hot and tragic. I mean, come on, we’re royalty, that’s practically normal. And anyway, I’m the queen, I can do whatever I want! And besides, it’s so darned unfair that the hottest character in the game is usually your sibling (coughTeresacough)!  At the very least, I should be able to hook up with Page or Ben Finn (or both? Eh? Eh?). Or, at the very VERY least, with a character who has a special voice or script, not just the same old same old that you can run into in any old town. But now I’m just whining.

I’d like to talk a bit more in-depth about the game now, so this does contain spoilers. If you are not the Regent of Albion, you don’t want to read past this point.

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*results not guaranteed. You may still suck.

nuna is a goldsmith! among other things.

How the hell does crafting work, anyway?

I wondered this, too. Actually, everyone did. I witnessed a zone full of people flail madly as they attempted to discern the secrets of even getting past the “Synthesis” menu. Some didn’t even get that far. So here’s the scene: you begin crafting. Oooh, the pretty lights! And oh look, sparks! Whoa, what’s that halo around my glowy blob? Oh my GOD, how exactly does embroidery EXPLODE?

Yeah, we’ve all been there. Here’s how not to be. This is geared toward local leves, since in theory you’ll be doing tons of them to grind your level high enough that you don’t fail low level real synths. For the uninitiated, local leves let you use NPC-ingredients to make items for NPCs. You don’t actually GET the items, so your dreams of stealing some poor woman’s Blacklip Oysters is dashed. You actually have to MAKE her the Bone Hora, and in return you get a healthy stack of carrots.

Well, and essentially free experience.

What’s the difference between the kinds of synthesis?

It’s fairly self-explanatory, but with a few things that aren’t immediately obvious. Standard gives you fair Completion, fair Quality, and on a success, uses little or no Durability up. Rapid gives high Completion, no Quality, and always uses Durability up. Bold gives the lowest amount of Completion, high Quality, and always uses up Durability.

So, what about the colours?

It’s been said that MMO players (or all gamers, really) are a cowardly and superstitious lot. As such, there were tons of theories floating around regarding the magical

nuna and raze make sweet crafts together

crafting colours before SE released anything. Some people said white meant do Standard, yellow meant do Bold, and red meant do Rapid. Others said white meant Standard and yellow meant Bold, and red meant Wait. And while basically no one knew what to make of the changing-colour state, everyone got that the woobly halo and the sparks were bad. SE’s official release says that white means high odds of success (NOT guaranteed. There is ALWAYS an element of chance in crafting), yellow means lower odds of success, and red means low chance of success. However, if you do Bold on red and it succeeds, you get a significant Quality boost. It says nothing about the changing-colour state, so we can just assume that is a sort of wild card.

Okay, I get it. How do I make high Quality items without failing?

It’s not easy, and because there’s always that element of chance, there will be some crummy synths, even if you’ve got fancy cooking armor and a funny hat, and have access to a cookery (400g at your local camp warden!) and are level 99. Here is my personal method for making good stuff well.

Your local leve will give you 2 extra sets of ingredients. USE THESE, EVEN IF YOU DON’T NEED THEM. You don’t get the items from them, but you DO get the XP/SP and it also ups your reward from the NPC (especially if they’re good quality). Let’s say you have to make two Bone Hora for your quest.

For the first two, my strategy is:

1% – 80% Completion: Standard on white, yellow, and wild card. Wait on red.

80+% Completion, if Durability is 40 or higher: Bold, regardless of colour. If it fails, go back to Standard.

80+% Completion, if Durability is lower than 40: Standard on white, yellow, and wild card. Wait on red.

For the second two:

1% – 80% Completion: Bold on white and red. Standard on yellow and wild card.

80+% Completion, if Durability is 40 or higher: Bold, regardless of colour. If it looks bad, switch to Standard.

80+% Completion, if Durability is lower than 40: Standard on white, yellow, and wild card. Bold on red.

Using Bold synthesis on red is a gamble, but with the last two, they’re technically “free” anyway, so I don’t mind the risk. To be honest, it works out for me at least as often as not, if not better.

Bonus Question: What happens if I let the timer run out?

You “Wait.” This loses you 1 Durability the first time, 2 the second time, 3 the third, and so on. So don’t go AFK at the wrong time!

Bonus Question: How much is the most durability I can lose in one go?

I’ve seen it go as high as 25, although it’s usually below 20, depending on colour/synth type. Beware that it can go higher, though! There have been plenty of times that I’ve gambled a synth because I had 20 and it ended up taking away 23.

a post-craft cuddle

Hopefully these guidelines will work out for you as well as they have for me!

If they don’t, please don’t MPK me or refuse to teleport me. If they do, however, feel free to shower me with gil and presents.